Discoteq is 99% blue agave spirit, jolted with real caffeine, bottled inside a working disco ball. Built for the round that starts as tequila and refuses to become a coffee instead.
No syrup. No crash. No pretending a Red Bull and a shot are the same thing when you're three deep into a round. Discoteq is a spirit built to already do that job — so the night doesn't have to slow down to keep up with itself.
Every Discoteq bottle is a working disco ball — hand-tiled, light-catching, throwing the room around it into chaos before anyone's even opened it. It's not hiding behind the bar. It's the reason people walk up to it.
Before Shopify, before anywhere else, Discoteq is going behind the bar in a handful of London venues we're building this launch with.
We're looking for a short list of London venues to pour Discoteq first — with stock, POS, and a launch activation built around your room.
Enquire as a venueWe're taking Discoteq on the road — pop-ups, late-sets, and parties across London this season. First stop is being locked in now. Get on the list and you'll hear before it's public.
An agave spirit — 99% blue agave — with real caffeine added, at 37.5% ABV. Not a flavoured RTD, not an energy drink cocktail. A spirit that already does both jobs.
We're starting behind the bar in a small group of London venues. Online ordering opens after launch — get on the list above and you'll be first to know when it does.
Ice cold, always. Straight, over ice, long with soda and lime, or shaken hard like an espresso martini's rowdier cousin.
Enough to notice, not enough to replace your instincts. Full nutritional info lands on the bottle and site at launch.